Joffre Swait grew up in three countries, for no particular reason beyond his dad’s wanderlust. He blogs and vlogs as Joffre The Giant, but when writing about serious times in serious places he uses his real name. Like here, for example. Joffre Swait really is his real name, because this is a serious website. He and his wife Kimberly used to own a used bookshop in upcountry South Carolina, but now they live as missionaries in Porto Alegre, the capital city of south Brazil’s gauchos, with their five kids (Renata, Joffre, George, Ward, and Mara).