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“Its 2017,” she says, “and women need to realize that they are beautiful just the way they are. Every woman needs to understand that no matter how they look, they're beautiful."

The Night Before Whatsit - A Christmas Poem
Written some time ago, this is a great take on a timeless Christmas poem. Enjoy.

Local Man Claims Time Isn’t Real, Fired For Missing Work
Local first year philosophy student has been fired from his job at a local bagel shop after showing up to work more than two hours late for the third time this week.

Local Film Student Diagnosed With Truth Allergy Disorder
Sufferers complain of itchy ears and rage when watching Voddie Bauchum YouTube videos.

Beware The Pumpkin Spice Latte, For Through It You Are In League With The Devil
It’s that time of year when the weather begins to turn, the leaves start to change color, and all across the nation the Pumpkin Spice Latte is back on the menu.

Mega-Church Sell Sex Series After Learning Sex Sells
Taking a cue from secular marketing strategists, local mega-church uses sex to gain more customers

Sinner and Saint Gridlocked Over “Do Not Judge” Verse
Two men learn a quick lesson about judging judgers.

Miracle-Worker Successfully Turns Wine into Grape Juice
The congregation of Grace Bible Church of Charleston are still in awe after the miracle performed by pastor Terry Willis this past Sunday.

A Political Love Story
And they didn't waste their vote.

New ‘Pagan Go’ App Not As Successful As Pokemon Go
App finds pagans for distracted Christians.
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