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Pop Singer Encourages Women To Realize Their Beauty

Pop Singer Encourages Women To Realize Their Beauty

“Its 2017,” she says, “and women need to realize that they are beautiful just the way they are. Every woman needs to understand that no matter how they look, they're beautiful."

By Konrad Holden

The Night Before Whatsit - A Christmas Poem Unsplash

The Night Before Whatsit - A Christmas Poem

Written some time ago, this is a great take on a timeless Christmas poem. Enjoy.

By Dustin Ranem

Local Man Claims Time Isn’t Real, Fired For Missing Work

Local Man Claims Time Isn’t Real, Fired For Missing Work

Local first year philosophy student has been fired from his job at a local bagel shop after showing up to work more than two hours late for the third time this week.

By Jack Lee

New Study Confirms Heretics Allergic To Truth BBC

Local Film Student Diagnosed With Truth Allergy Disorder

Sufferers complain of itchy ears and rage when watching Voddie Bauchum YouTube videos.

By Scott Taylor

Should Christians Drink Pumpkin Spice Lattes?

Beware The Pumpkin Spice Latte, For Through It You Are In League With The Devil

It’s that time of year when the weather begins to turn, the leaves start to change color, and all across the nation the Pumpkin Spice Latte is back on the menu.

By Dustin Ranem

Local Mega-Church Sells Series On Sex In Attempt To Gain Followers Visual Hunt

Mega-Church Sell Sex Series After Learning Sex Sells

Taking a cue from secular marketing strategists, local mega-church uses sex to gain more customers

By Sean Nolan

Sinner and Saint Gridlocked Over “Do Not Judge” Verse

Sinner and Saint Gridlocked Over “Do Not Judge” Verse

Two men learn a quick lesson about judging judgers.

By Carey Appling

Miracle-Worker Successfully Turns Wine into Grape Juice Drew Johnson Photography / CityLife Church

Miracle-Worker Successfully Turns Wine into Grape Juice

The congregation of Grace Bible Church of Charleston are still in awe after the miracle performed by pastor Terry Willis this past Sunday.

By Sean Nolan

A Political Love Story

A Political Love Story

And they didn't waste their vote.

By Joshua Torrey

New ‘Pagan Go’ App Not As Successful As Pokemon Go

New ‘Pagan Go’ App Not As Successful As Pokemon Go

App finds pagans for distracted Christians.

By Pietist Peter

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