How Politics Works

Dustin Ranem comments
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And here's how it goes down:

Me (to my son): “You will marry the girl I choose.”

My son: “No!”

Me: “She is Bill Gates’ daughter.”

Son: “OK.”


--- I Call Bill Gates ---


Me to Bill Gates: “I want your daughter to marry my son.”

Bill Gates: “No.”

Me: "My son is the CEO of World Bank.”

Bill Gates: “OK.”


--- I call the President of World Bank ---


Me to President of World Bank: "Make my son your CEO."

WB Pres: “No.”

Me: “My son is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.”

WB Pres: “OK.”

Credit Bill Keller


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